whether you're a beginner just starting out behind the bike sheds (as a teacher, you really should try not to get caught).

whether you're just a little out of practice ( no need to explain why, although being in prison can seriously curtail such activity).

or whether you're an accomplished and highly experienced kisser who just wants to get even better, this little kit with 2 of the most essential snogging items out there, will turn you into an Olympic gold medal winning kisser.

“but kissing's not a sport”, you say. It is when the chosen objection of your affection can't run away from you fast enough.

1 x 15ml snog me senseless lip balm
1 x 15ml snog me senseless breath spray